5 valentine’s day gifts every gay guy secretly wants

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With Valentine’s Day just around the corner and the new season of RuPaul’s Drag Race out (it’s the All Stars 3 season, y’all!), it seems like this is the month of gays. Think about it – you get to watch the new season with your favourite queens AND get an excellent present for Valentine’s Day. However, there’s a trick there: you just got your partner a Xmas/New Year gift and you can’t think of options for Valentine’s Day. Unless you want to surprise him with something original and DIY, such as a romantic scavenger hunt where he’ll be chasing around town just to find something romantic (like a romantic dinner at the place where you had your first date), take a look at the following ideas – you’ll most certainly find something perfect. Let’s be serious – all of the following gift ideas are perfect. Take a look:

Keep your man clean

If you’re getting a present for a bottom or a versatile guy, a dietary fibre supplement that helps in digestive cleanliness and personal hygiene sounds like a good plan. First of all, many won’t think they need such a thing, but such supplements are definitely something every bottom gay guy should have as it will make their lives much easier. The product is 100% natural, it gives form to your bowel movements and it picks up the debris in your digestive tract. Not only that, it also lowers the risk of heart disease. These capsules contain Chia, Flaxseed and Psyllium Husk, so basically, they are not only intended for keeping yourself clean before sex – it will help you take greater care of your digestive tract, and that is something we all need. However, make sure you let your partner know you didn’t gift him with this because he gave you a Dirty Sanchez, because otherwise, the aftermath of the gift-giving will not be that pleasant. ”Such a stupid present”, some might say. Think about it – isn’t it genius, though?

Keep your man handsome

Unless you’re the jealous type of guy who secretly wants for his partner to get uglier and unattractive so that you don’t have to deal with his Instagram admirers, getting your man a beauty treatment is a great present. You can either choose an ordinary beauty treatment at his favourite beauty parlour, or go a bit further and get him a fat freezing treatment, a treatment that is becoming a huge hit. This treatment, also known as Cryolipolysis is a great way to get rid of the unwanted fat that many gays fight against, and Valentine’s Day might be a great occasion.

Keep your man relaxed

A massage is something we all love and need. Even though we don’t generally care about our masseuse, it is a general opinion that men prefer male masseuses because they tend to be stronger and deliver a firmer massage. So make your partner a bit happier, more relaxed a just a bit hornier with a great M2M massage – you’ll be able to reap the rewards after!

Keep your man well (un)dressed

Buying clothes as presents is such a cliché, to be honest. However, a nice pair of underwear might do the job, especially if that underwear is of high-quality, very sexy and pretty. On the plus side, you’ll have the chance to find excellent gift boxes of underwear especially designed for Valentine’s Day, so pairing this with a bottle of good wine or a box of chocolates seems like a great gift. Moreover, you’ll be able to do great role-plays here such as forgetting your own underwear for the night, or asking him to try the underwear on, so that you could see if you got the right size. The choices are endless; you just have to be imaginative.

Keep your man naughty

Even though many would say this is not original and maybe tasteless, there are people who like sex toys, and let’s be honest – it’s extremely important to keep our sex lives alive. And what could make it more interesting than a nice sex toy? At least here you have a plethora of options – from jock straps, handcuffs to dildos and butt plugs. If you’re the kind of couple that likes the kinky stuff, there you go – an excellent V-Day gift!


It’s not difficult to choose the perfect present if you know your guy and know what he likes. Be a bit original, a bit sexual (it’s Valentine’s Day, after all), and we’re sure you’ll choose wisely.